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Girlfriend Makes ‘Dirty Coupons’ For Her Boyfriend To Use As He Pleases

Jimmy Keith Jun 15, 2017
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For centuries now, humans have feverishly worked toward figuring out how to maintain successful relationships.

We’ve tried everything from extravagant engagement photos and pricy destination weddings to spending thousands of dollars on unnecessary luxury goods, but nothing’s really worked. People are still breaking up.

If anything, the most recent celebrity breakups are proof. And these are supposed to be the people we model our lives after.

But it seems we may have found the answer to maintaining a healthy and happy relationship without faking it for Instagram and filing for a divorce 20 years down the road. Two words: dirty coupons.

According to Playboy, an Imgur user might’ve found the secret to eternal love. Imgur user Archraider’s girlfriend took some time to create a booklet featuring “dirty coupons” for her boyfriend to use whenever he pleases.

This takes care of all of the constant compromising and sacrificing that has to be done in order to make a relationship work.

Just remember, no threesomes.

Hm, it’d be interesting to see how long these two would last if he created a coupon booklet for her to use whenever she pleases… Check out the photos below for a closer look!

#1 If you were looking for the answer to a healthy, long-lasting relationship, we might’ve found it. They’re called “dirty coupons.”

#2 Good relationships are often tarnished by couples failing to compromise and make sacrifices.

#3 But don’t forget about this one.

#4 Dirty coupons take care of that problem.

#5 One girlfriend came up with the idea of creating a booklet of coupons for her boyfriend to use whenever he wants.

#6 If both people in the relationship made each other coupon booklets, the world would be a better place and their relationship would actually last.

#7 Despite the fact that they’re mostly “dirty,” there are also a few non-sex-related coupons in there.

And your coupons don’t have to be sexual. Maybe your partner has been wanting a massage, or a spa day. Boom, love coupon. There are million different directions you can take them. Here are some examples.

– I will treat you to an afternoon at the spa!
– I will give you a full body massage.
– This coupon entitles you to three candlelit dinners at your choice of restaurant!
– Redeem this coupon for a romantic afternoon picnic!
– This coupon is good for 30 full minutes of oral sex.

– An evening out on the town. It’s all on me!
– I will do the dishes and laundry for an entire week.
– One full night of snuggling and kissing.
– One night of watching stars together.
– You will receive breakfast in bed!
– One bubble bath together.

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