An Opossum Broke Into A Florida Liquor Store And Got Wasted. Twitter Relates.
2017 has been challenging for all but it looks like the overall mood of this year was channeled by an opossum in Florida successfully. A liquor store employee found the opossum blasted on bourbon and called police. The furry protagonist was then brought to Wildlife Refuge at Emerald Coast by a police officer.
But honestly, who among us drunks hasn’t been there?
— CTVMorningYYC (@CTVMorningYYC) December 2, 2017
Michelle Pettis, who works at the refuge said that, “A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it. She definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.”
We can all relate to the drunk opossum who had to deal with dizziness, hangover and existential crisis after drinking the whole bottle of bourbon.