23 People Told Us The Hilarious Reasons They’ll Be Single Forever.
Staying single forever is not the ultimate goal of most of us, rather we dread that we are going to be forever alone with a dozen cats strewn about. These people, however, have taken the game to the next level.
They have confronted the fear of being alone and conquered it. So much so that they claim they are going to stay single forever because they know that nobody is going to be able to put up with them.
1. Working on yourself.
my self help books are piled next to my bed so I can whip them at anybody who tries to leave in the middle of the night #SingleForever
— Kendra Cunningham (@theotherkendra) 10 November 2015
It is better to be by yourself so that you don’t have to face the pain when people go away.
2. Too generous.
I provide my lovers with a new toothbrush when they sleep over. The phrase "remember your color" might keep me #singleforever.
— Kerryn Feehan (@KFreehams) 10 November 2015
At least you don’t have to put up with gross stuff like bad breath and exchanged toothbrushes.