21 Tweets That’ll Make Married People Laugh And Probably Also Cry.
Marriage shouldn't require work. It should be effortless like writing a novel or breakdancing.
— Justin (@ThePocketJustin) 4 June 2017
Me: I spent HALF as much as YOU usually do on groceries.
[2 hours later]
Me: We have nothing to eat in this house.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) 9 January 2016