20 Signs You Just Had The Best Sex Of Your Entire Life
8. You realize you gave zero Fs what your body looked like whilst gyrating in contorted positions that would make your yoga instructor jealous. YOLO.
9. You have #JGF hair (Just Got… you know). On a normal day, you can’t even get your lovely lady locks to hold a single curl, but when you wake up from a wild sex sesh, you literally have a perm.
10. One of your false eyelashes is on his cheek. His ass cheek.
11. Your vajazzle jewels are missing… as is the top layer of your labia.
12. There’s a vajazzle jewel on your partner’s face. (“Wait, you have a nose ring?”)
13. You wake up hungrier and craving carbs more than that time you did a juice cleanse… TIMES TEN.