20 Signs You Just Had The Best Sex Of Your Entire Life
You know the feeling: You wake up and want to simultaneously do cartwheels, call your BFFs, and Gorilla Glue yourself to the warm body next to you so you’ll never EVER have be apart.
But chances are you’ll nix the acrobatics, settle for a quick Emoji update on the group text (eggplant + heart + smiling purple devil), and you’ll eventually have to bid adieu.
But it’s ok… because you just had GREAT SEX.
A recent group text inspired me to write this post.
And after consulting some of my other hilarious (and non-virginal) girlfriends, I’ve compiled the signs you’ve just been successful in the sack…
1. You need to shower afterward. And not because you feel dirty from doing an un-Godly act. Because you feel dirty from sweating like you just did an Ironman in a mascot costume in Africa.
2. Your spray tan has gone splotchy. That is all.
3. Panties are lodged under the bed. Like, how did they even get there? No seriously, I want to know.