18 Food Tweets You’ll Only Get If You Love Eating More Than Sex.
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) 31 August 2012
me: I'm gonna start eating healthy and exercising *hears bag of chips being opened* me: pic.twitter.com/t5u5yIuQj5
— Kardashian Reactions (@KardashianHumor) 19 August 2016