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17 Badass Things That Turn Men On

Baby Shark Nov 14, 2017
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– “To activate my sex drive before I bone out my partner so good, I grab my own ass. The feeling of my own hands supporting my gorgeous cheeks turns me on. I throw my head back and howl at the sky, “You want a piece of me God, you bring it!” I then turn and face my partner who should now be wearing a Toronto Raptors mascot costume. At this point, I am ready to begin penetrating my partner.” [Edit: I do not believe this response is sincere, but I included it because it is goddamn comic gold.]

– “Lesbian incest erotica and porn. Not the reality, but the fantasy, is very hot.”

– “Flannel. One time she answered the door in her fuzzy robe and at the sight of her I was ready to go for it right there in the apartment hallway.”

– “Ladybugs.”

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